Today my life was straight from a movie. Oh how I wish it were a sappy one like It's a Wonderful Life or a breathtaking romance like The Notebook. Today I experienced a scene from Mr. Mom, just call me Mrs. Mom. Have you seen the movie? 1983 flick with Michael Keaton, pretty funny, but my favorite scene, which is the one I lived today is the school car pick up lane. Seriously people how hard is it to pick up your kid? I caught a glimpse of my friend Lisa attempting to claim her children, even though I couldn't hear her or even see her face, I knew how her conversation with the little 5th grader went. It was something like this:
Lisa: Those are my kids!
5th grader: I know Mame but your not past the cones yet
Lisa: But there two stinkin' feet away!!!!!
You get the picture. Hey Lisa am I right?
So to add humor to this oh so not humorous situation here are 5 things in honor of the poor 5th grader just obeying the rules that I would rather do instead of picking up my kids after school.
1. Dig out a hang nail
2. Step on a slug
3. Listen to Duane barf
4. Argue with Molly about why it's OK to sell Bash Union t-shirts
5. Clean up curdled milk and hot dog barf, thanks Emma!
Wait a minute I did do all those things today, crap! Someone get me a coke.